So to be perfectly honest I’ve been nothing but a lazy procrastinating sloth of a man since I started my blog and made the mighty proclamation that I was going to achieve greatness in the face of all logic.
I have NOT stuck to my workout routine. I have NOT progressed in training, fitness, or health. I have NOT acheived or come close to acheiving any secondary goals. Actually that is a lie. I did get close.
I HAVE drank my weight’s worth of booze several times over. I HAVE neglected my interior decorating duties. I HAVE failed to come up with one damn good reason why all of the above is true.
Ok…now that all of that is out there and in the open I can honestly say that I have identified my problems. Now the next step is to identify the solution(s) to those problems and make the necessary adjustments not to end up with liver cirrhosis, or a tumor, or a “Winter layer”.
I’ll do a full cleanse and detox after the fourth because this weekend a good buddy of mine is marrying the love of his life and although I’m sure they won’t read this for another month or two, since NOBODY reads my blog, I want to wish them many many years of happiness, luck, and joy. They are right and perfect for each other in so many ways that can’t even be described. To know them is to understand them and their sitcomesque dynamic. They’ve had a brief past but a long future ahead and if I had one I’d raise a glass and toast to Mr. and Mrs. Eric DeBellis.